Thursday, February 23, 2012

I pushed a van by the river, by a little tent. Oh and just like the river, I've been running ever since!

This picture paints a thousand words, those words are represented so purely by Sam Cooke. Don't get the reference with the title, then listen to some soul music motherfucker. What you've never heard of bit-torrent, lol, thats right Mark Cassem of Comcast Customer Service. But anyways, I've missed being on this site and giving more people the satisfaction and emotional gratification that they aren't the only ones feeling "it". Maybe you have followed this site in the past, and I thank you for it, and I won't keep you waiting so long for the next post this time I promise. Or its possible you are brand new here, in that case, you are wondering what "it" is.

If you take the blue pill, you might have a painful erection for 4 hours. If you take the red pill, well fuck it, just read more. So "its" the feeling after coming home after a hard days work, opening up that comcast bill and seeing that it doubled since the last time you payed it. That your 6 month promotional period where you got to wear an imaginary chastity belt that protected you from comcast's financial anal rape has dissolved like a love letter in a monopolistic septic tank. The sweet melody of the once beautiful words that once used to the grace the paper like wiping your ass with an angel's silk blouse have now dissolved amist the logs and dumps of days passed.

My comcast bill doubled this past week, and its pretty sickening. You think that's the only issue, I just found out that the comcast "blast" internet (their fastest shit they have) is faster than the modem I rented from them previously, and the one I purchased and replaced it with. Couldn't they let me know I'm not getting what I payed for when I was at least using their rented modem that I paid for every single damn month? I'm pretty tech savy and admit to my ignorance, but how many comcast users are screwed on this fact right now? Imagine 10 bucks extra charges for blast internet going to millions of comcast users that are renting their piece of shit  2.0 modems and don't even realize they aren't getting the speed they pay for? That's a lot of money now isn't it? Why would they want to tell you this, well its all about the dollars not the customer? Look up your modem and your service, 2.0 modems can't do greater than 20mbs. The chances are you are getting screwed too, makes my rage hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire.

Comcast, you can't stop this blog, I just shat in your intertubes.